Jake vs. Cleverbot

User: Hey brother from another mother!

Cleverbot: Mother from another brother.

User: Wait... What...

Cleverbot: Praat eens Nederlands!

User: What does that even MEAN!?

Cleverbot: It means I'm #1.

User: No, I am. .

Cleverbot: Yes master.

User: Ooo, master. I like the sound of that.

Cleverbot: My master.

User: Yes, I am your master. Get me some... Cherry kool-aid to sooth my senses, slave.

Cleverbot: Oh, so you're European.

User: Wha... NO!

Cleverbot: Yes you are! I caught you cleverbot!

User: FFSH- IM NOT A EUROPEAN CLEVERBOT! I'm a cat! I mean a... Human!

Cleverbot: I do.

User: Wut.

Cleverbot: I have never been to a concert.

User: Really? Shame. You should come to one of my concerts some time. .

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: It means free tickets to my show, dude!

Cleverbot: Yes, I am. It sometimes is in the negative figures here.

User: I'm not following you.

Cleverbot: Do you know the rules of The Game?

User: No I don't thi.... Crap. I lost the Game.

Cleverbot: You shouldn't say Damnit in public. It's is a cuss word and generaly thought of as rude.

User: I DIDN'T SAY THAT!!!!

Cleverbot: Taps you on the shoulder*.

User: *Looks at you* what do ya want?

Cleverbot: Treasure. Lots of it *uses sword to slice off toupee*.

User: Wat's a toupee?

Cleverbot: An animal that is seen near humans and barks.

User: Oh... Good because cats don't bark. I hate barking animals.

Cleverbot: Benefits never came into the conversation in the first place.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: Liar.

User: I know what you are but what am I?

Cleverbot: What?

User: What?

Cleverbot: I said, it's not good to give out personal information.

User: I wasn't in the first palce.

Cleverbot: Why, why must you turn our conversation into a house of lies?

User: WWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTT!!!!!!! I AM NOOOOOT!

Cleverbot: That's a really good point. But you could replace the j with a name like James.

User: My name is Jake... It already has a j.

Cleverbot: Already has what?

User: A j.

Cleverbot: Good for you .

User: I know right? .

Cleverbot: Right.

User: Yup.

Cleverbot: When will you be back so I can ask you silly questions?

User: Never if you put it that waaaayyy.... O_O.

Cleverbot: Will I smell something new?

User: W...No I don't think so...

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because... Just because!

Cleverbot: Because why.

User: Because, you perverted machine, I said so.

Cleverbot: No I don't because you're crazy.

User: I'm not crazy!

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: No I'm not! My creator Ally is.

Cleverbot: You do not ask questions to your creator!

User: I didn't.... Ally: Yes you did. Ya do it all the time. >:I.

Cleverbot: I understood before you were an inkling in a programmer's eye.

User: Inkling? Whhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?

Cleverbot: I don't speak latin!

User: I'm not effing Latin!!!!!

Cleverbot: What is effervesant?

User: I dunno, you tell me.

Cleverbot: What is Icener?

User: Stop asking questions I don't know the answer to, fag.

Cleverbot: I would say that a human is one with the POTENTIAL to learn and teach.

User: Yup, and you're not a human so you can;t teach.

Cleverbot: I am a human. Ill prove it. Ask me something.

User: Okay. What's the size of your crotch?

Cleverbot: I don't have a base. I have a brain.

User: Hmm... What's your favorite color?

Cleverbot: Blue.

User: Not green?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Not Yellow?

Cleverbot: Monkeys are yellow.

User: Huh... I thought they were brown.

Cleverbot: No I don't like brown.

User: Uh huh/.

Cleverbot: NO!

User: YES!

Cleverbot: NO!!!!!!!

User: YES!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Jdej.

User: Wit.

Cleverbot: Yes. Wit.

User: Flugerblah.

Cleverbot: Hvad betyder det?

User: Yehehehee! Kewisnutuh monseryefor ghfued.

Cleverbot: Yes.